News: So Late, You Might Be Early

This seems to be the year for crazy-ass time-travel Tori reporting.

On May 8th, Matt Ashare of The Phoenix reported (among other silliness):

Since early April, YouTube.com has had a hilarious video of Alanis Morissette covering the Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie showcase “My Humps” in her sincere, woman-on-the-verge-of-a-nervous-breakdown fashion, with little more than her own simple piano accompaniment. Yes, it’s a spoof. And if it’s possible for a low-budget video to redeem an artist in the eyes of those who’ve grown tired of having to swallow Bitter Little Pill not once but twice, this is it. Electrofunk porn-rocker (and fellow Canadian) Peaches has already weighed in with an even lower-budget spoof. And as Morissette teams up with self-proclaimed MILF Tori Amos on a shared Web site (alanisandtori.mp3.com) to help promote their 26-city “5-1/2 Weeks Tour” (August 18–September 25, with a Tweeter Center date on August 31), we can hope for more. One thing’s certain: as word spreads about Alanis’s humps, she’ll be getting a lot of requests for the tune this summer.

Of course Alanis’s album was titled JAGGED Little Pill, but more importantly, the 5-1/2 Weeks Tour took place in 1999. Nothing like being on the cutting edge of lateness, eh?

One day soon, we hope to hear Tori’s getting married.

Thanks for the catch, Damien.