woj

woj is our court jester. He is indispensible at Undented, but his most important skill is keeping Violet calm and making her laugh even when things are not going well in the kingdom.

He has been into Tori since like forever — or at least 1992 — due to the kindness of an American ex-pat in England who sent him a cassette dub of Little Earthquakes before it was released State-side. He was fortunate enough to be at the second show Tori played in North America after its release and was an active participant on really-deep-thoughts way-back-when. Sometime in 1996, he decided that wasn’t enough, so he co-founded a little mailing list called precious-things and then a couple of years later, became co-putter-outer of the ToriTour lists and, eventually, the News Editor for the Little Blue World fanzine.

He’s kind of slow and can’t run very fast, so he had no idea what hit him when Violet grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and forced him to work on Undented against his will. Now he lives in a dark room in New England, chained to a computer not knowing whether it’s day or night, endlessly refreshing Google News while being sustained by nothing but Three Musketeers bars and grapefruit juice (a terrible combination, by the way). He is extremely laid back and funny … er, extremely funny and laid … er, well, let’s just say extremely funny-looking. Laugh at him. Often. Or the kitten dies.